Does your old party make you feel blue? Do its policies cause you to see red? Is your political representative yellow? Think all parties are the same? Well think again!
If you suffer from any of those, then you need UKIP with its remarkable cleaning powers. Bid farewell to those tired old stains on your character, say cheerio to the ground-in smears on your opinions, shout goodbye to their grubby behaviour and discover UKIP.
See how UKIP;
- sweeps away inertia;
- brushes aside doubt;
- cuts through Westminster grime;
- attacks stubborn blockages;
- removes unsightly Marx;
- restores tarnished trust;
- washes its hands of EU restrictions;
- renovates our porous borders;
- resists blots on the landscape;
- neutralises The Establishment stench;
- clears the path to a brighter future;
- refurbishes forgotten principles;
- renews faith in our country;
- scrubs follies like HS2;
- mops up those disaffected with the mainstream;
- scours the nation’s finances for waste;
- bathes the country in a positive light.
UKIP, with extra Farage, has a unique formula of listening to voters and believing in Britain; gone is the stigma of patriotism; absent is the feeling of there being nothing better; departed is the fear of being independent.
See how its common sense approach turbo charges democracy by tackling the issues others want to ignore; watch as it refreshes the tired fabric of society and breaks the mould of British politics. UKIP and its rapid, self-cleaning action expels the dirt the rest leave behind. With its nationwide formula, there’s no need to worry about separates. Liberal application of concentrated UKIP takes the labour out of removing stubborn problems.
This spring, exchange the drab material of your old party for the bright, rejuvenating properties of fast-acting, multi-purpose UKIP. Try new, bold UKIP for a visible difference and make your neighbours green with envy.
UKIP, gets the job done!
Available 5thMay from all good polling booths or order earlier by post through your local council.