Caution – Westminster swamp dwellers at work

 

When I saw what “we” are having to talk about today I recalled a true story which happened about 100 years ago. The feeling expressed by the protagonist of that story describes precisely my feelings when I saw this: “Newspaper headlines: Braverman ‘pressure’ for PM and ‘smear’ fears” (link).

Aren’t we lucky to live in a country where our brave civil serpents closely monitor our ministers’ behaviour and where the ‘Loyal Opposition’ is doing their utmost to point out any ministerial transgression!

At first glance it looks like the now customary smear campaign used against a Minister doing something her mandarins dislike. In Ms Braverman’s case, this is her ‘Immigration’ Bill, due to be voted on this week. There’s a wordy report in the grauniad published yesterday evening which is sweetly obfuscating (link).

In a nutshell, this is about the shock-horror scandal of the Home Secretary Ms Braverman having dared to ask one of her serpents for ‘private’ advice:

“The Sunday Times revealed that after being caught speeding last summer, while attorney-general, Braverman had opted to take a speed-awareness course rather than accept endorsement points. After she became home secretary in September, she asked civil servants if they could secure an arrangement for her to take a one-on-one course rather than attend an online or in-person event with up to 24 other people. Officials refused the request to become involved in her personal affairs after taking advice from the Cabinet Office propriety and ethics team. Simon Case, the cabinet secretary, is likely to be asked about the nature of that advice, after which Braverman dropped her request and paid a fine.” (link, paywalled)

Note well that Remain Central is using every opportunity to get Mr Case mentioned because of their campaign to get rid of him. Of course, it’s totally unacceptable that a minister wants to avoid attending a public course where every reporter and reporterette can link in and take note of what she said! Does she think she’s better than us plebs? Perhaps that’s why Labour ‘s Ms Rayner saw fit to pick this up:

“In a letter to Mr Sunak, Ms Rayner said: “Members of the cabinet are subject to the same laws as the rest of us, and any attempt to direct civil servants to obtain special treatment in this matter would clearly amount to an unacceptable abuse of power and privilege by the home secretary.” (link)

“Asking for advice” is now ‘directing’, according to Labour’s and the Trade union’s playbook. Then there’s her next demand:

“In a separate statement, Ms Rayner said the prime minister needed to “show some backbone” and order Sir Laurie Magnus, the independent adviser on ministerial interests, to “get to the bottom of this episode”.” (link)

Is Ms Rayner now demanding the PM should bully his ethics adviser? Oh dear! Of course, the whole scandal isn’t really about Ms Braverman, it’s about the PM who ‘ought to have known’ and who cannot possibly have got anything else to do than deal with stuff for which he has mandarins sitting in No 10. 

This lovingly crafted ‘story’ also means that our esteemed MSM, never mind the ‘Loyal Opposition’, don’t have to go into detail about yon G7 summit from which the PM is just returning. Westminster isn’t interested in the consequences of the Summit’s decision regarding our economy.

What can one say about a political culture, about the Westminster Theatre when their protagonists waste time and effort not on solutions but on tittle-tattle and fabricated scandals! Well, here’s the true tale I mentioned above. It happened a bit over 100 years ago:

Once upon a time there was a King in Saxony. After a bitter war, he was confronted by revolutionaries who wanted to build a shiny, communist republic and thus wanted to get rid of him. Being good people they didn’t kill him, they just asked him to resign. So he put his name under the abdication document they’d prepared and spoke the immortal words: “Macht euern Dreck alleene!” 

Those words mean, translated, “make your crap on your own”. That’s exactly how I feel when I open the front pages every morning. All that theatre would be bearable if that lot didn’t spend their time on creating more and more ‘guard rails’ and ‘guidance’ which we have to follow or be punished.

That’s all I have for today. I wonder if Ms Rayner and her lot are aware of the fact that, even for a PM, the day only has 24 hours, and that minions – sorry: mandarins and serpents are employed to do the work and not indulge in gossip in order to get rid of an elected government. Have a good day.