Oh look – a fat, Sunak-Brexit squirrel!

 

I don’t know if this comes under ‘news’ or under ‘déja vu’, but there it is: they’re still ‘talking’, Sunak and now that woman from Brussels. That’s what our esteemed dead tree press are offering their customers this morning. ‘Staff’ at Al Beeb however had to smuggle in one other piece of ‘news’ in their headline: ‘Newspaper headlines: Sunak to meet EU chief on Brexit deal and ‘Italy tragedy’ “ (link).

Being nosey, I had to look but was forced to scroll down to find the relevant headline – aww, ‘tis only in the DT, and even there it’s not the top story. Apparently, there was a shipwreck in the Mediterranean and certain people drowned. That sad report hasn’t even made it onto their online frontpage, and frankly, I wasn’t going to go and dig for it. My daily dose of ‘how sad’ was provided by The Star, bless them. They weep about the demise of ‘Lassie’ because only 500 puppies of that breed were born last year. How sad.

I’m still trying to stay off ‘News’ for Lent, so this morning I’ll try a new venture: making a collage of some of the blatant government propaganda provided by The Times. I think this might give us an image of  the Westminster Cabal’s attempts to prepare the Nation for more horrors.

Let’s start with “Officials plan for bird flu spreading between people” because one (!) girl in Cambodia seems to have died of this and now they try to work out if a bird or a human infected her (link, paywalled). No, there’s no scare model as of yet.

Meanwhile, “Fruit and veg shortage will last weeks, former food secretary warns” (link, paywalled). Yon ‘former food secretary’ is George Eustice and while he said that government couldn’t have done much about it – yeah, weather control in Northern Africa is a bit outside of the remit of Whitehall – he did mention that shops in Europe were ‘fully stocked’. He doesn’t even have to mention Brexit any longer: this is Remain Central, so readers know how to connect those dots.. 

Next, government is now being blamed for failing to implement their Net Zero policy of getting everybody to switch to electric cars. That moan, “Ministers warned of electric car policy fiasco” (link, paywalled), came from Honda’s ‘ head of European Affairs’, insinuating that things would’ve been so much better had we remained.

Then again, this august paper isn’t just Remain Central but also ‘Net Zero Propagandist-in-chief’, so here’s a significant quote, for the record:

“However, The Times understands Rishi Sunak is planning a “big net-zero moment” next month, which may include the proposals on the electric car mandate.” (link, paywalled). 

I’m sure we peasants will hasten to buy electric cars and never mind inflation, no veggies, and ever increasing home energy bills! We’re also exhorted to be kind because “Refugees ‘need a permanent reserve of UK host homes’” (link, paywalled). Apologies, but this crass demand also deserves a direct quote:

“The British public should be permanently urged to host refugees to ensure that the UK always has enough room to respond to future crises, the architect of the Homes for Ukraine scheme has said. Lord Harrington of Watford said that the country needed a permanent reserve of homes ready to offer sanctuary to people fleeing war or natural disasters […]” (link, paywalled)

Obviously, we no longer have a problem with homelessness if we peasants are being nudged into accepting ‘refugees’ in our homes. This is one of yon infamous ‘wedge’ issues where government tries to make us accept something which looks sensible and kind, to then turn it into an obligation. After all, having accepted the fact that “we” will kindly take in certain refugees, we obviously have room to take in illegals currently lingering in hotels, correct? 

I leave you with two other headlines. One shows that our governing classes have slipped down even further on the slippery slope of wokeism. While the publishers of Roald Dahl’s books have retreated in haste and abandoned their unspeakable woke ‘editing’, “Racial terms removed from James Bond novels” (link, paywalled). Phew, “we” must be so relieved: no more nasty racism in James Bond Novels! Does anyone even read them any longer?

We also learn that racism is a far worse offence than misogyny because “[…]  references to the “sweet tang of rape”, “blithering women”, […]and references to homosexuality being a “stubborn disability” have been kept in.” (link, paywalled). Of course they have! These only refer to women, not to transpeople, and so have escaped the outcry from feminists. 

The other headline is “International Baccalaureate lets pupils use ChatGPT to write essays” (link, paywalled) – and why not! After all, yon Institution says using AI is akin to ‘cheating’, by having help from  parents or ‘essay mills’. It’s okay as long as pupils show it’s not their own work. Oh really? And how will teachers find this out? That’s what happens when already ill-educated ‘heads’ encourage pupils to stop learning. 

That’s all I have for today. There are the first green shoots of another WHO ‘epidemic’ which will be useful to keep us in a state of fear while slyly preparing us for government programmes such as food rationing, Net Zero and making us give house room to ‘refugees’. Warbling about Sunak’s NI ‘deal’ is just another big fat squirrel. Have a good day.