Hidden amongst other news: the BBC

 

 

Firstly, the best news headline I’ve seen for a long time. It’s in The Times: “BBC journalists could strike over merger of news channels” (link, paywalled). Oh please go ahead and strike! Please do! Don’t expect us to come crying and begging for you to come back. You won’t be missed!

Remember how the BBC and the rest of the MSM were splashing the Met Office predictions around, about ‘amber warnings’ and ‘killer thunderstorms’ and all that? Well, that turned out to be rather less scary than predicted. This morning’s front pages are the proof – it’s a veritable hotchpotch, a grab-bag, with something to suit someone’s taste (link). You won’t find headlines about yesterday’s predicted thunderstorms killing people, flash floods disrupting normal life …

There was a tired little report yesterday evening in the BBC News (link). Even the fear mongers had to acknowledge that water standing at a roundabout ‘drained away quickly’. If this was an example for a ‘killer flash flood then I don’t know what they’d write about real killer flash floods.

Perhaps the ‘creators’ of this and other MSM reports are simply too young to remember proper, devastating flash floods like the one in Boscastle in Cornwall. That was in August 2004 – too long ago for the kiddies now ‘doing something in meejah’. Clearly, they’ve never heard of ‘archives’, never mind finding their way to the place where such things are kept in whatever MSM outlet they work in.

Sadly, they even seem to be incapable of using the web browser they trust to check things out, even though such facilities are literally at their fingertips: their own PCs. Instead of the expected reports of weather mayhem we find that the latest spin is that, yes, there’s rain but it won’t be enough! Here’s The Times, suitably somber (my emphasis):

“Britons have been told to prepare for flash flooding and thunderstorms as a prolonged dry spell is forecast to come to an end in much of the country. Experts said that while parts of the UK would be deluged with rain during the early part of the week, the downpours will not be enough to bring the drought to an end. The Met Office warned that the weather could result in travel disruption and floods which could pose a danger to life.” (link, paywalled)

Note the ‘coulds’ sprinkling the Met Office’s statement! However, the DT had more ‘original’ quotes from the Met Office. For their abysmal fear mongering these quotes should be kept for the record:

“Households should pack up their valuables and prepare for floods, the Met Office has said, with three million homes at risk of flooding. In Devon and Cornwall, floods began on Monday afternoon as thunderstorms brought hail and almost three inches of rain in some places, with the weather service warning of danger to life from flash floods. Forecasters said there would be an “incredible deluge” over the next few days, which will hit ground baked hard in the heatwave and could cause flooding within an hour.” (paywalled link)

There’s more. I have to question both those Met Office ‘officers’ and the DT’s editors for the reason why they believe such mammoth fear mongering is needed, especially when ‘events’ show them to have been pure hyperbole:

“Grahame Madge, a Met Office spokesman, said: “If people know that properties may have flooded before it might be the time just to be ready – have a clear up, put any valuables at a higher level. It could be as simple and as fundamental as that, so that if you do have to move quickly you are already halfway prepared.” (paywalled link)

Ah – the good old ‘precautionary principle’ at its scare-mongering best! Do as the Met Office says, and be afraid, very afraid! That’s not sufficient though – see this:

It’s incredibly challenging to identify where you are going to get the most extreme events.” […] Flooding can unfold “very quickly”, Mr Madge said, adding: “We could get situations changing within a couple of hours or even an hour.” Anyone taking a journey by car should be “prepared to get stuck” and expect flooded roads and run-off from fields, including soil.” (paywalled link)

What should we make of these ‘amber warnings’ when we’re told on the one hand that it’s ‘extremely difficult’ to predict where those ‘most extreme events’ will strike while on the other we read that:

“A yellow warning for thunderstorms is also in place across the UK on Tuesday and in the south of England on Wednesday, but meteorologists said it was not clear exactly where the storms would strike.” (paywalled link)

Do these Met Office people and the ‘journalists’ copying their every word really believe that people should put their lives on hold every time there’s an ‘amber warning’, something concocted by Met Office ‘officers’ who also find predictions  ‘extremely challenging’? Have they never heard of yon boy crying wolf once too often?

I’ll not even mention the weather-equivalent of ambulance-chasers who were trying so hard to get photos of ‘disaster floods’. Trust the DM to have the most ‘orrible pictures (link) – pictures which could be made at any time then there’s heavy rain, not least thanks to the inadequate local drainage systems up and down our country.

I wonder if and when people will sue the Met Office for their blanket warnings which are of course available on an ‘app’ for the ubiquitous smartphones. After all, a generation which depends on being told what to do by apps should feel suitably aggrieved when they planned to do something, cancelled it because ‘killer thunderstorms’, and then nothing happened.

But enough of ‘Teh Weather’. Let’s talk ‘politics’, especially the current PM. The DT reported last evening that Johnson is moving out of No 10 and will spend the remaining weeks of his PM-ship at Chequers (paywalled link), still ‘working’ – or so ‘sources’ say. The DM however has an ‘exclusive’, showing that Mr and Mrs J are enjoying another holiday, this time in Greece (link).

Crikey –  what a cushioned life BJ and wifey enjoy! Going on holidays while workers organise their removal, coming ‘home’ to that grand place Chequers: ‘tis like squeezing out the last possible drop of the ‘good PM life’. There’s more:

“According to aides who have worked alongside Mr Johnson for years, he remains “in shock” at the “speed and brutality” of his ousting from Number 10. One senior Downing Street adviser said Mr Johnson’s fury at his betrayal by Rishi Sunak, the former chancellor whose resignation sparked his downfall, has turned to pity as he watches him trail Liz Truss in the Tory leadership race.” (paywalled link)

“Sources” throwing poison darts on behalf of the ‘Big Dog’: how unusual! Saying that BJ was ‘shocked’ at the speed and brutality: well, did he not know that this is how things happen when a Tory PM is ousted? That doesn’t speak well for his political nous. Mind you, I suspect yon ‘sources’ are either Mrs J or ‘friends of Carrie’.

I leave you with news that the Royal Navy will stop their cross-channel ‘taxi service’ on January 31st 2023.. This announcement

 “comes only four months after Boris Johnson brought in the first Navy vessels to patrol the Channel, saying the move would help ensure that “no boat makes it to the UK undetected”.’ (paywalled link).

Well, since 20,000 dinghy crossers have already reached our shores this year, this isn’t a page of honour for the Royal Navy, nor for the Border Force, the Home Office or indeed the PM. We won’t mention that the Defence Minister, the Foreign Secretary and indeed the PM have splashed £2bn on yon ‘war in the Ukraine’ – money which might have been used to strengthen the RN and our borders.

We’ll not mention this because we’re doing what Brits always do: talk about the weather. Thanks to the Met Office we can stagger from one ‘killer weather’ to the next while disregarding the real dangers to our country and disregarding the malfeasance of our government.

Mind you – if we all keep indoors ‘because: weather!’ we won’t notice the effects of the ongoing invasion. A pity lighting doesn’t strike all those who are making our lives a misery with their fear propaganda and their failed policies!