Winter, long in coming, has finally arrived 

 

 

At the end of this week we’re presented with MSM front pages, proclaiming doom and gloom for the coming weeks. The top place of the BBC’s compilation  is given to the DM, warniing their readers and all who check out the BBC site: “Don’t fall ill, don’t rely on trains and forget sending Christmas cards: week of strikes holding Britain hostage”. (link).

Lower down, the Red Tops are desperately trying to drum up enthusiasm for the footie game later tonight. If England wins, I’m sure we’ll all be happy to survive the coming week. If the Frogs beat us then next week’s misery will feel even worse, especially since it’s staying cold. 

However, haven’t we’ve been in this situation before, not because of strikes but because of lockdowns? Surely we can’t all have forgotten that we were perfectly capable of surviving those times!

Still, there’s the cold. Helpful as always, Auntie B. has compiled a little Q & A article: “UK weather: How long will the cold snap last?” (link). They answer that question in the second paragraph. It is profound:

“Forecasters think we’re likely to be experiencing icy temperatures until at least early next week and maybe beyond that, but what’s causing the cold snap and should we be surprised?” (link).

Yes, that’s all – the rest of that article is filled with explanations about the causes. for this cold snap. I wonder if being cold in December surprises anyone, but then again, the Lockdown/WFH generation may feel shocked, especially since fleeing to warmer climes might be a bit less affordable and the strikes might hamper those ‘experiences’. Perhaps they ought to read this warning in the DM. As always, the headline and subheadigns are a lovely summary:

“Met Office warns FOUR INCHES of snow could blanket London as Troll of Trondheim sends temperatures plunging below zero… causing Gatwick runway to ‘FREEZE’ and trapping passengers onboard planes for ‘HOURS’ – The Met Office forecasts snow could hit the capital as early as Sunday morning – The UK will see at least seven days of freezing temperatures as low as -10C – Passengers at Gatwick saw snow on Friday and complained of delays due to ice” (link)

If you scroll down a bit in yon article you’ll find a nice interactive weather chart. Lo and behold: there’s hardly any wind! The outlook for wind power producing fabulous green energy which ‘costs nothing because the wind is free’ looks rather, ahem, disappointing.

‘Tis a pity we can’t cut off electricity to all those greenies and the families of those ‘Extinction’ and ‘No Oil Rebels’, to grant them their wishes. Let them freeze. I wonder though if that lot, happy to glue themselves to roads, will keep doing it, or if they prefer to glue themselves to artwork in museums where it’s adry and warmer than outside.

Meanwhile, there’s a rather disturbing report in The Times, about a new ‘chatbot’ released in the USA. Hands up anyone who hasn’t had to do battle online with “I’m here to help” chatbots which make one rush to the equally infuriating phone helplines where one at least gets to hear execrable music for hours, just to be able, hopefully, to  talk to a person even though their English is barely intelligible. See this:

“More than two million people have been playing with ChatGPT, discovering that it can write scripts, essays, contracts, computer code, jokes, poems and marketing pitches to a high level. It synthesises long pieces of text, does business analysis, translates languages, gives creative suggestions and can answer hypotheticals. It has provided a lot of fun for those trying it out, but has also opened up some tantalising possibilities. Think of all the knowledge in the world: what would it be like to have easy access to that through a piece of artificial intelligence with which you could casually chat?” (link, paywalled)

So this new Ai technology, this ‘ChatGPT’, will make life easier for everybody online? Forgive me if I’m wrong, but is the generation which has grown up with ‘the web’, is ‘generation smartphone’ no longer capable of doing all those online tasks themselves? Surely it’s only us old, useless boomers who don’t know the first thing about ‘teh interwebz’, so is this AI for us? Apparently not:

“In the past ten days, however, it has become apparent that the technology behind ChatGPT, developed by the OpenAI company in San Francisco, could revolutionise education, business, science, health, professional services and consumer behaviour. […] For those who study the impact of technology on society and work, its consumer applications could seem trivial compared with the potential transformation in health, education and justice.” (link, paywalled)

Blimey! Transforming ‘justice’? The mind boggles … For sheer but shortsighted hyperbole look at this statement:

“Richard Susskind, co-author of the book The Future of the Professions, said: “Almost everything that we do today online will be more convenient because of this, booking the cinema, buying clothes and so on. But my excitement, in many ways, is not about enhancing our existing daily uses of technology. It’s about how we have, in our guts, the sense that we can solve the global health problem, we can solve the global education problem, we can solve the global justice problem by somehow having different ways of spreading the expertise.” (link, paywalled)

Yes: everything will be so much better, so much more convenient, and all the world’s problems will be solved! Globally! Conveniently forgotten are the problems of HiTech strangling personal freedoms – Twitter is the most prominent example. Conveniently forgotten is the question about ethics: should an AI ‘govern’ our daily lives, from ‘health policies’ to driving our cars?

Is ‘agency’, the way we ourselves run our own lives, now going to be made subservient to an AI because it’s ever so ‘convenient’? I’m sure it’ll be convenient to present one’s smartphone with QR codes because AI sez so! The lockdown ‘experiences’ showed we accepted this. Mind you – no politicians need to be involved, AI will do it all. 

Let’s better not ask about what ‘social justice’ parameters are being programmed into that AI and who determines them. Let’s not ask if there’s a way out. Better not question how much more of scarce electricity will be needed for running those extra server farms and charging yon smartphones! Never mind asking what’ll happen should something disrupt all this fine electronic traffic, from horrible weather disrupting electricity supply to even more horrible ‘space weather’, crashing all electronics. Here’s the always helpful Auntie B with a report. Will ‘generation smartphone’ be able to survive?

I’m sure though that even such an AI ‘chatbot’ won’t change the poisonous gossip from Whitehall. The latest is a sweet little report in The Times, about ‘a friend of Carrie’ quitting her job: “Nimco Ali: adviser to Home Office quits with Suella Braverman attack” (link, paywalled). Oh dear. We read that Nimco said she and Suella are ‘on a different planet’ and that she’s ‘not comfortable’ working with her. Oh dearie me!

Right at the end of that gossipy report we find this: “It is understood that Ali’s contract was due to come to an end in the next fortnight.” (link, paywalled) – a big Nothing Burger then, only worthy of notice because it’s another dig at Ms Braverman, painting Ms Ali as ‘victim’. Nice.

Since it’s the weekend and we all need something to read while the nation is being told to succumb to ‘footie fever’. I highly recommend this blog article by Aurelien: “Peter Pan goes to Ukraine – Some people never grow up”. At first glance it’s about the Ukraine but in fact it’s a devastating analysis of the infantilism of our western society and our politicians.

Given the report on that new chatbot, I wonder what chances there are for people in our western society to grow up when they happily park their brains and let AIs do all the ‘inconvenient’ things for them. I wonder when we’ll read the first AI composed articles telling us that reading rots our brains.

I however shall spend this cold weekend with my books, with my music and playing with my dog. Keep warm, keep sane and resist the wreckers of our society and culture.