Life is hard for the MSM when there are only newsy news …

 

The days are now getting shorter but there’s still a lot of summer to come. Much evidence for summer-induced delusions, arrogance and entitlements afflicting the Westminster swamp dwellers can be found in the MSM. I’ve picked out some hair-raising examples.

First though, the quick check of what our alleged betters in the meejah really want us to talk about: “Newspaper headlines: ‘Last hope’ in sub search and ‘mortgage pain’” (link). I really don’t know why the sad fate of those ‘adventurers’ must be rammed down our throats. Why not go full out on the mortgage rise? After all, that’s what has to have us all trembling with anxiety, no?

Perhaps not, given the wail-pieces in the broadsheets. A few days ago someone cried in the DT about the terrible effect yon mortgage rise had on his family. I’ve not bookmarked the piece, suffice to say that his dire fate was that his mortgage was due to rise from £8,300 a month (!) to £20,000 because some of the fixed rate schemes he’d negotiated were running out. How the heart of the DT comment posters broke … not!

Today there are two articles in The Times. One is a ‘report’, headlined: “Homeowners face £3,000 rise on mortgage payments next year” (link, paywalled). The data and arguments in this article are based on the ‘findings’ of some Think Tank called the “Resolution Foundation” – no, me neither, and I’m tired of having ‘findings’ presented as ‘news’ in the broadsheets. I only mentioned yon ‘report’ because it’s accompanied by an opinion piece: “For millions, the house party is finally over” (link, paywalled).

This piece is a nicely veiled dig at “Teh Old”, from the factually wrong statement that “Property-rich pensioners are not expected to use their housing wealth to pay for their care” (link, paywalled) – does Ms Juliet Samuel, the author, not have parents who just might worry about how to finance their own care if needed? – to the utterly ageist accusation that ‘pensioners’ just don’t care.

After warnings that the combination of inflation and higher mortgages is leading to a fall in property prices, Ms Samuel writes:

“Perhaps for a pensioner living out her dotage in a townhouse bought for £20,000 in the 1970s it doesn’t matter much. But it matters for her heirs and others like them, of whom there will be increasing numbers as baby boomers, the biggest cohort of homeowners, die.” (link, paywalled)

Oh dear. The unfairness of it all! Even in death ‘baby boomers’ are guilty of depriving the next generation of the riches they plan to inherit, riches which they’ve perhaps already used in calculations of how to look rich with a superb house. Just a moment, though: lower property prices means lower inheritance taxes, correct? So shouldn’t ‘heirs’ secretly rejoice? 

And now to the ‘fun’, after these serious ‘economy’ paragraphs. I cannot resist to present you with headlines which had me cry with laugher. They document wonderfully how entitled the so-called ‘betters’, the self-proclaimed ‘elites’ are. 

Firstly, there’s the heinous affair of Andy Murray and the current Wimbledon poster. It is so important it made it into the broadsheets. The DM also reported it and since that’s not paywalled, here’s the link so you can see the poster for yourselves. The ‘scandal’? Andy Murray ain’t on yon poster!

I think the poster is both sexist and racist:  women players and especially the Williams sisters are relegated to the floor above, standing behind windows. Better put a sock in, you Murrays, before you’re accused of those crimes!

Then there’s the entitled Met Office, one of their ‘officers’ talking to The Times: “UK summer will be hot, but not too hot, Met Office predicts” (link, paywalled). Oh dear – no scorching summer here in Blighty? How will we cope! And then we read that the Met Office claims that their warnings about heatwaves ‘n all last year ‘saved lives’! I’m speechless – see this for yourselves:

“[…] the excess mortality figures were lower than expected from modelling of previous extreme heat events. Nonetheless, there were more than 3,000 more deaths than the five-year average between last June and August.” (link, paywalled)

They don’t even need to mention ‘climate catastrophe’ any longer. However, the Met Office clearly regards itself as being in the business of giving ‘guidance’, not just to us peasants but also the the MSM, with “the forecaster urged the media to avoid using images of people on beaches and ice creams, [calling] such photos “less useful” at such times.” (link, paywalled).

Blimey – are us plebs only going to beaches because we see photos in the meejah and not because it’s summer and we want to? I suppose it was inevitable that the Met Office is now also “in talks with the government about using its emergency smartphone alert system to warn people about red warnings on heatwaves.” (link, paywalled).

Slippery slope here: what is good for heatwaves is also good for thunderstorms, killer rain, snow, cold … because we must be alerted even though some of those ‘red alerts’ later turn out to’ve been paper tigers.

And finally, an example of blatant intellectual robbery. The perp is a certain Mr Liam Fox who wrote a piece for The Times, headlined “Right needs a narrative to counter the cultural tide” (link, paywalled). No, we don’t need no ‘narratives’, Mr Fox! We want facts, not lies and propaganda, especially not from a robber of intellectual property who is also years behind the curve, writing: “Culture is not downstream from politics. Politics is downstream from culture.” (link, paywalled

The cheek of it! This quote is stolen from Andy Breitbart, founder of the site of that name, who died in 2012. Did Fox only find this quote now? Moreover, haven’t he and his cohorts in his Party and in the MSM, belittled and smeared Andy Breitbart for what he was and what he said?

How despicable to use his words as if they were home-grown in Fox’ own mind! “Entitled” – that’s what Fox thinks he is and that’s why he and his ilk won’t acknowledge those who came before while robbing them, be it intellectual robbery like Fox’, be it economic robbery by maligning the old.

That’s all I have for today. I happily say ‘fluff off’ to all the busybodies, from the Met Office to the MSM, who are trying to provide ‘guidance’ to us plebs – ‘guidance’ which they themselves of course never need to follow, such as covid lockdown rulz. Have a good day.