“We” have no water …

 

This is serious: a water company is allegedly going bust and there are cries for re-nationalisation. The more left-leaning papers are going on about this, shown by a quick glance at the print editions’ front pages: “Newspaper headlines: Thames Water on brink and Madonna in intensive care” (link). Here’s a fun ‘fact’: only the Sun has Madonna’s fate as their leading article. Did ‘staff’ at the BBC think the Star’s leading article on slugs and the King wasn’t as headline-worthy? Hm …

And so to water, Thames Water (TW) in particular. It is a murky story, especially since their CEO, Ms Sarah Bentley, resigned two days ago. Three weeks ago, when we had the lovely dry summer weather and people were wondering if water companies were going to impose hosepipe bans, there were reports that this same Ms Bentley had graciously decided to forego her bonuses. Trade Unions called this  ‘a cheap PR stunt’, with reason (all emphases are mine):

“Thames Water has confirmed that its chief executive Sarah Bentley will receive pay and perks topping £1.6 million this year despite the company indicating last month that she will forgo her bonus during the sewage and leakage crisis. […] She said she was giving up the cash because the company had not yet delivered on “a customer service and environmental performance” turnaround.” (link, paywalled)

Two days ago we heard that Ms Bentley resigned as CEO. The DR reported:

“Sarah Bentley’s surprise departure comes amid long-running talks between the owners of Britain’s biggest water company about how to pay for additional investment in the company. […] Ms Bentley stepped down just weeks after saying she was part of a “relatively new team” trying to improve the fortunes of Thames Water, which has been rocked by repeated recriminations over dumping sewage and banning hosepipe use at a time when it had failed to fix leaks.” (paywalled link)

Aren’t ‘new teams’ supposed to put everything alright with vigour, e specially when led by a female? Hm … Next question: who actually ‘owns’ TW? Here’s iNews with an explanation:

Nowadays, the company is owned by a consortium of pension funds and sovereign wealth funds. Its largest shareholder is Canadian pension fund Ontario Municipal Employees Retirement System (Omers). Others investors include China’s biggest sovereign wealth fund, China Investment Corporation; the UK’s biggest private pension fund, the Universities Superannuation Scheme; and Infinity Investments, a subsidiary of the Abu Dhabi Investment Authority.” (link)

Since the owners are mostly international pension funds it’s not surprising that there’s no big interest in putting more cash into that business. There’s another water company, SES Water, which is owned by Japanese companies and was ‘put up for sale’ in February, reported the FT (link, paywalled). Thus it comes as no surprise when we read that ‘government has growing fears’ over this and other water companies:

“The financial health of up to four other English water companies is being monitored by ministers and regulators after plans were put in place for the effective nationalisation of Thames Water. Officials from the Treasury, the environment department and the water regulator, Ofwat, held crisis talks yesterday after it emerged that Thames was struggling under its £14 billion debt burden. […] Senior Whitehall figures said there were broader concerns about the financial position of up to four other water companies that were warned by Ofwat to strengthen their financial resilience six months ago.” (link, paywalled)

Suddenly, ‘Whitehall sources’ are flowing (sorry, I couldn’t resist!), reassuring us that they’re preparing to:

“[…] put the company into special administration if needed – meaning that the business would be controlled and bankrolled by the taxpayer until a buyer can be found. An administration could last six months or more, City sources said.“ (paywalled link)

Blimey, aren’t “we” generous! Of course, nobody in the Westminster MSM saw fit to ask their Whitehall ‘sources’ about this:

Customers are already facing a 40pc rise in their water bills over the next five years to pay for the cost of tackling the sewage crisis, according to leaked documents, while the Met Office said earlier this week that the UK is set to have the hottest June on record this year – raising the prospect of fresh hosepipe bans in the coming months.” (paywalled link)

Well, to put it crudely, more people will produce more sh*t. Of course we plebs must play – reducing dividends and salaries for CEOs is unthinkable! And then yon Thames Water CEO resigns, halfway through her appointment … I’m sure she won’t suffer any financial hardship.

Even so, her and certain papers’ excuse, that she was in the job ‘only’ since 2020, sounds lame. Did she not find out about the difficulties of that company before signing on? Did the board of TW believe that a young female would be just perfect, much better than an old white male? 

Meanwhile, Labour dithers about re-nationalisation, with Ed Miliband, after declaring this ‘a scandal’, saying that ““We are cautious about nationalisation of the water companies.” (paywalled link). I wonder how much more we taxpayers and water customers will have to shell out. Why isn’t Labour screaming for answers, why are they so ‘extremely relaxed’ regarding the burden for their clients, the ‘workers and hard-working families’? 

Let’s not point out that our infrastructure crumbles because the demand of an ever increasing population, thanks to ‘migration’, a policy created by Labour’s T.Blair. After all, we can blame all of that on Mrs Thatcher, can we not, regardless of Labour and Tory governments not touching her work: in the last 30 years. “Muh – Fatcher”  as convenient excuse doesn’t play any longer for us plebs. 

I suggest that Whitehall and their MSM mouthpieces have been more than happy about the war in the Ukraine because those ‘reports’ fill pages. Nobody asked to investigate the state of our country’s infrastructure. “We” are rich, “we” hand out our expensive armaments to be destroyed, “we” pay more to keep the Sacred Cow running because, so far, all went so well, didn’t it. 

Will we see rubbish bags piling up in our crumbling streets, ruined by the weight of EVs, will we see standpipes from which ‘customers’ will have to get their water? Who cares! Not Whitehall, not the HoC, not the Uniparty! It will come crashing down round our ears, and not even the mandarins will remain untroubled.

That’s all I have for today. I’ll just mention that it’s funny how female CEOs seem to be so capable – at running their businesses into the ground. ‘John Lewis’, anyone? Have a good day.