Here’s another one! They’re everywhere!

 

No surprises at the start of another week: the fodder for those still buying the print editions of the MSM is worse than ever: “Newspaper headlines: ‘Fergie cancer battle’ and ‘Elton bids farewell’.” (link). Oh give us ‘royalty’ to make us believe they’re ‘just like us’, and give us ‘rock royalty’ because: why not! Squirrel-hunters like me are having a field day!

Meanwhile, to keep us in the state of fear to which we’ve become accustomed, we have ‘Putin’ and ‘Russia’, in the wake of the strange ‘uprising’ of the chef of ‘Wagner’, the mercenary troop. From ‘Putin is doomed’ to ‘Putin will become even more aggressive’ to: “UK ‘must prepare for sudden collapse of Russia’ – Whitehall issues warning about stability of Putin’s regime after failed coup attempt” (link, paywalled), there’s something for everybody. What there isn’t are reports about the ‘success’ of the fabulous Ukrainian counteroffensive. 

I’ve kept well away from that morass. Those of you who are interested have long since found the various ‘alt’ sites and blogs where this war and indeed the ‘uprising’ are being discussed by more knowledgeable people. I’ll just observe that ‘Whitehall warning’ is not precisely filling me with confidence …

However, as inveterate squirrel-hunter, I would like to point out that we’ve already had two big fat squirrels during the last week: the submersible imploding near the Titanic and, after it was found, we got the ‘Russian uprising’, with a ‘happy-making’ dose of Glastonbury for the peasants. This begs the question:  what did the international propaganda mouthpieces want to hide?  

Well, there’s the unfortunate case of Prez Biden’s son who got his collar felt – only ‘because: taxes!’, not because of sex with underage girls documented on his laptop, or because of his and his dad’s shady involvement in Ukrainian gas deals (link). He only pleaded to a ‘misdemeanor’, something that can befall any gentleman. You might like to read what Congressman Jim Jordan thinks about this (link)!

But then again, why should we worry about all that jazz when there are such beautiful squirrels to gawp at, like ‘Elton John’s Golden Good-Bye’ (link)! However, as I sifted through the propaganda dross I came across a report which begged the question: is The Times a paid-up Labour propaganda paper, or are some editors slowly trying to disengage, some sly digs at Auntie Beeb included? Look at this headline “Rishi Sunak is a sociopath, claims Ben Elton on BBC show” (link, paywalled), reporting that:

“The BBC has been criticised after the comedian Ben Elton accused Rishi Sunak of being a “mendacious narcissistic sociopath”. He was reacting after the prime minister told people who were struggling financially to hold their nerve over interest rate rises and distanced himself from Boris Johnson.” (link, paywalled)

Oh dear! A former ‘comedian’ who has always been a Labour mouthpiece, is actually a psychoanalyst as well? Who knew! But then again, from policemen all the way down to MSM hacks and certain politicians, Westminster is riddled with secret psychoanalysts who know immediately after a knifing that the perp was ‘mentally ill’ and not a terrorist and above all had nothing to do with the religion of peas, his name notwithstanding. There’s more (all emphases are mine):

[Ben] Elton was a guest on Sunday with Laura Kuenssberg to discuss her interview with Sunak. He said that it was an “extraordinary Orwellian, meaningless, evasive word salad. I sort of believed maybe he’s kind of a bit more decent, and it turns out, he’s as much of a mendacious, narcissistic sociopath as his previous boss,” he said.” (link, paywalled)

Really? A Labourite expected a Tory PM not to act like a Tory? Yes, I believe that, of course I do! I’m grateful to The Times for printing Mr B.Elton’s own ‘word salad’:

“This man literally, he seemed to be making a principle of the fact that he resigned from a government that he’d served loyally and tried to keep propped up for numerous years. He seems to act as if being born into Downing Street six months ago was a miracle birth. No, he was a part of a 13-year cycle which has got us to this point. He’s the prime minister. He owes us honesty but we got nothing but mendacity, evasion and vanity, just dripping with vanity.” (link, paywalled)

Let me just point out in aside that Mr Sunak wasn’t even in the HoC when this ‘13-year cycle’ (whatever Mr B.E. means by that) started. But precise data are simply petitesses for Labour supporters who generally overlook gracefully the economic wreckage left behind by the last Labour PM, a certain G.Brown. Anyway, no Labour PM – erstwhile or in waiting – is vain, ok?

In an extraordinary display of fairness The Times next quotes three (!) Tories, one of whom said that most people were more interested in another Elton, another who said that: “The BBC these days seems like one long party political broadcast for the Labour Party. It’s becoming just a soap box for the left. It’s a disgrace.” and, for good measure, adding one other Tory MP who said: “Elton sounds even more out of touch with mainstream opinion than Keir Starmer.” (link, paywalled)

Of course, being so very non-partisan, The Times also spoke to Auntie Beeb: “The BBC said: “We feature a wide range of guests . . . and ensure we meet our due impartiality commitments.” (link, paywalled). Yes, dear Auntie – we know! In general, we also know that our beloved Westminster MSM are unsurpassed in their display of ‘impartiality’, don’t we!

Sadly, there was no outcry by proper psychoanalysts demanding that lay people refrain from analysing politicians. Personally, I think the whole of Westminster is either mentally ill or mentally deficient, but what do I know! I’m neither a psychoanalyst nor an old, has-been ‘comedian’. 

That’s all I have for today. I’ll keep hunting squirrels, promise! Have a good day.