A real book – not yon ‘memoirs’ splashed across the MSM!

 

 

The ‘biggest publishing scandal’ since the invention of the printing press has provided our lovely MSM with more fodder to make us peasants look away from real news. I refer of course to the ‘memoirs’ of a certain prince which were going to be published on the tenth of this month.

Not only were they leaked, as reported yesterday, they have already been translated into God knows how many languages, one of them being Spanish. And the Spanish published yon book yesterday …. Thus all the breathtaking pieces littering the online pages. The Times took first place in this littering competition, seeing up a ‘live blog’, apparently publishing those snippets as soon as they had the translation from Spanish. 

And thus Auntie Beeb’s daily compilation of the dead tree press’ front pages, shows that and how the Westminster press is obsessed with this item. At least some of those news editors have grasped that the great British public has had enough of this unmitigated tosh coming out of Prince H’s mouth, or rather: polished up by his US ghostwriter. Only the FT has omitted any mention of this ‘event’ on their print front page.

If you have the time to indulge in the guilty pleasure of seeing for yourselves what all yon prince has spewed forth, check out the DM where every single instance has been squeezed dry to provide yet another ‘report’. Of course, this means people won’t need to shell out for the book now – surely another dastardly plot by the meejah yon prince so despises!

One final observation before I leave this royal mess: there’s a sort-of analysis by a BBC reporter which inadvertently points out the dilemma the royal family is faced with. Pointing out that ‘no comment’ by any government office answering on such allegations like yon prince has made, he concludes:

“So is it true that the office of William and Catherine briefed against Harry and his wife? No comment, says the palace.” (link)

Oh c’mon, Al Beeb: surely if that office did brief thusly, you’d have known, the Westminster MSM would have known, because you’d have received said briefing, correct? Are the combined minds of those news writers so bereft of memory that they need ‘a comment’ about something they must already know, something which they surely have in their archives? Really? Words fail me!

And so to the real news: that Starmer speech yesterday. He must be so pleased that his ‘big event’ was overshadowed by that other ‘event’. After all, what stuck in the sketch writers’ minds were the glitches. The effervescent Quentin Letts didn’t let us down:

“Starmer gave a speech while standing in front of an orange robot that had its arms crossed in a mildly sceptical gesture. The high-tech prop was intended to promote the Labour leader as a man of the future, a champion of tomorrow’s ideas and whizzo mechanisation. Almost inevitably, things went wrong. He had got off to an energetic start, waving his limbs, gobbling his consonants and pulling faces of incredulity at Conservative incompetence, when the connection started to sputter. The screen went wonky at the edges. The sound quality drifted, as if some fluff had collected on the needle. Then the nasal knight started pixillating before he froze completely.” (link, paywalled)

This can only have been due to some dastardly crypto-Tories messing things up because no such glitches happened when InvisiRishi spoke a day earlier at the same venue! There’s more:

“For a while we could see him still speaking but the sound had gone. Some may have found that a considerable improvement. Poor Starmer, who was now caught on screen pulling a visionary expression, had just been talking about the need for “change — real change, lasting change”. […] The BBC News channel’s presenter did some valiant filling for a while, telling us how Labour was doing well in the opinion polls. On screen our hero was swimming in and out of focus, sometimes jerking forwards a few frames before his voice was reduced to something that sounded like a Dalek. He himself might have been envisaging a “new Britain” but the viewers were being treated to the dreaded pizza wheel of reboot.” (link, paywalled)

So what did Starmer actually say? The Times, doing duty as ‘paper of record’, has this summary:

“He said that if Labour won the next election it would present a Take Back Control Bill to devolve power to local areas on employment support, transport, climate change, housing, culture and childcare provision. He also suggested that councils would be given more flexibility over their finances.” (link, paywalled)

If this ‘programme’ doesn’t scare the living daylights out of everyone then I do not know what will. After all, who hasn’t had to do battle with their local council, Labour, Tory, LibDem: no difference. Who hasn’t experienced the scissors between ever higher local council taxes and ever more reduced services the council is obliged to provide. And these councils would be given more powers by Starmer? God help us!

Here’s the summary of Fraser Myer’s ‘take’ on that speech, sent out as email newsletter yesterday evening. Thus – no link (my emphasis):

“Few things seem to excite the wonkish Sir Keir Starmer quite like ‘devolution’. Dispersing power away from Westminster seems to be the Labour leader’s answer to everything. It was the key idea he set out in his big new year’s speech today. It is central to his gratingly named Taking Back Control Bill. […] I’m starting to think that Sir Keir is only so keen on devolution because he is reluctant to wield power himself – perhaps because he doesn’t actually know what he wants to do with that power if he ever gets it. Rather than handing back control to the British people, his real aim is to pass the buck. And there is nothing positive or democratic about that.

Amen to that. I’ll not even mention how ‘exciting’ the title of that Starmer Bill is, after he, his party and his acolytes int he MSM have poured scorn over the slogan ‘take back control’. We all know by now that Whitehall and Remain have done their best to turn this into a joke. Anyway, you can read Fraser Myer’s article in ‘spiked online’ here.

 I leave you with weather ‘news’ – sort of. There’ll be rain and stuff over the weekend and ‘authorities’ have been putting up flood barriers and warned people to prepare. It appears to be ‘precautionary’ because:

“[…] it was confirmed that Environment Agency workers will strike for the first time this month. Thousands of staff who help to protect communities from floods will walk out over pay on January 18.” (link, paywalled)

Hands up all who knew we had ‘thousands’ of ‘Environment Agency workers’, helping to ‘protect’ communities from flooding! Are they employed by Defra or by local councils? Shouldn’t we be told? 

That’s all I have for today. Don’t overdo it making sandbags for your homes and if you do, wear a face nappy because the flu might catch you. You don’t want to end up in hospital. Alternatively, make another cuppa and enjoy the rest of the “news-free” day.