This night’s desks in the news rooms of our MSM

 

There is a clear division this morning between ‘what the papers say’, i.e. publish in print, and what they feed to ‘Generation Smartphone’ in their online editions. First, look at the front pages being sold this morning (link): they’re about ‘Sunak’s pledges’ and, of course, the NHS. Not one words about Prince H.

I dunno if Sunak really said ‘judge me on my pledges’, as The Express claims. One would have thought someone in his entourage might have told him that it’s easy to ‘pledge’ – Labour knows all about that! – but difficult to fulfil. I’d call it stupid, but what do I know … Only the DT in their print edition leads with an article about Starmer ‘promising’ that Labour is no longer the ‘party of big spending’. Yeah right.

However, The Guardian leads with a report about ‘PPE not safe for the NHS’. I wrote ‘however’ because literally overnight their lead online became:

“Prince Harry details physical attack by brother William in new book – Exclusive: Harry writes in new autobiography Spare that William ‘knocked me to the floor’ during confrontation in London in 2019” (link

This ‘breaking’ news was published at 00.03am. Like a herd of Gadarene swine, the Westminster press followed, copying from that ‘exclusive’ and turning it into their top story. Starmer, Sunak, the NHS? Forget it. This is far more important! It’s happening now! There was royal blood on the floor, literally! Read all about it, faithfully copied from the Guardian!

As we all know, yon ‘spare’ prince has been on a whinge-feast about his hard life, mostly on Netflix for which he and his wife earned a cool $100m, allegedly. We also were well informed about ‘his’ book, ghostwritten, which was meant to’ve been published in Autumn 2022, before this Aitch & Em reality show was meant to be broadcast. However, the death of his grandmother, the Queen, allegedly made him scramble to change the publication dates, both for yon TV series and the book. Netflix and the publishers were having none of it, only the publication date for the book was moved to this year. 

And so, despite the publisher’s ‘precautions as for the last Harry Potter book’, the manuscript was leaked, somehow, to the New York reporter of the grauniad who published his piece on his website according to the DM (link). Just like New York, the interwebz never sleeps and while the printing presses could no longer be stopped, online everything can be turned into ‘breaking news’ and given the top spot.

For the record, here are the ludicrous headlines in our beloved broadsheets, the DT being the last out of the starting blocks, their ‘Washington editor’ only posting her stuff at 3.36am today:

“’You attacked me’: Prince Harry recounts physical altercation with Prince William in new memoir – The Duke of Sussex in an extract says he was visibly injured from the row at his London home in 2019, amid tension around Meghan Markle” (paywalled link)

Crikey. The Times’ reporter, posting from Los Angeles, got his piece in at 2.05am, under this headline: “William physically attacked me in kitchen, claims Harry” (link, paywalled) but the non-paywalled DM beat them all, publishing at 00.40am, with an update at 02.10am where you can peruse the headlines at your leisure, if you must (link). Phew. 

I’ll not go into the details which you can read online in the non-paywalled reports.I’ll simply underline the extraordinary fact that the Westminster MSM dropped everything to jump on that smelly bandwagon started by the Guardian. 

I will however mention the further stuff in the DM which squeezed the last drop of blood from that leak, publishing ‘report’ after ‘breaking: report’. We learn for example that poor old Aitch phoned his therapist immediately after ‘Teh Beating – not his wife (link). This begs the question: why he didn’t phone yon therapist when she was ‘suicidal’, with nobody doing anything to help her? Something isn’t adding up here.

The nastiest piece from this thing is that Prince H. “[…] claims William and Kate TOLD him to wear Nazi uniform – and is angry they escaped blame for the scandal in 2005” (link). Oh dear. So poor old Aitch ‘only’ did as they told him, is it? Did they rent that uniform for him and forced him to wear it? Recollections, as we know, may vary – however, one side is prevented from speaking out on their own behalf.

I’ve gone on at length about this because this poisonous elaborate was meant to be published in the autumn, the Jubilee Year of the Queen, and right before the fantasy series ‘The Crown’, while The Queen was still alive. No thought was spared for her by her allegedly ‘favourite’ grandson.

Moreover, the fact that this was leaked to the lefty grauniad which is not precisely a bastion of our constitutional monarchy points to the increasing attempts of certain ‘powers’ to dissolve the monarchy and thus our country’s system of governance. 

Let’s also keep in mind that this princely wail aims to paint the heir as an irrational bully who should better never follow his father. You know where this is going when The Times’ leading columnist, David Aaronovich, penned a lovely (not!) piece under the headline “The problem with Prince Harry? He’s not wrong”, where we read (my emphasis):

“You know what the problem with Prince Harry is? It isn’t that he’s a traitor to his relatives, that his mind has been poisoned by the post-Marxist philosophers of wokeism or even that he’s under the manicured thumb of a royal-family destroying American Maleficent (see also “Duke of Windsor”). The problem with Harry, as I will try to explain, is that he’s basically right. And that is unforgivable. This isn’t a popular view. By the time ‘Spare’ hits the shelves and the review pages next week, I don’t anticipate being joined by legions of other 50-plus Harry-defenders.” (link, paywalled)

Aaronovitch is clearly in love with his own eloquence and erudition. In his defence I’ll mention that this … thing was published yesterday at 5pm, before the book-leak hit the ‘news’. It is nasty because Mr A manages to bring Bexit, Trump and Hilary Clinton into this piece, which, together with his slur about ‘50+ Harry defenders’ insinuates that our country would be better off without all those Brexit~ and Harry~loving oldies, without the monarchy, but ought to follow Prince H. onto the therapy couch and to ‘break lose’. 

This should come as no surprise because ‘breaking loose’ of history, traditions and institutions is the aim of the Common Purpose Left running this country. Equally unsurprising is that Mr A seems to think the ‘oldies’ love Aitch. As Westminster stalwart how could he possibly be in touch with the plebs outside von charmed circle!

By all accounts it’s the generations ‘under 50’ which are more enamoured of him and his wife, indoctrinated in lefty thoughts from cradle to the present, brainwashed by TV ‘series’ which are Hollywood fabrications and, for the more ‘intellectual’, by such leading articles in the formerly posh Times.

Starmer and Sunak and their PR teams must be mightily peed off by this ‘bombshell’ of ‘news’. It has deprived them of their platform of preaching to us about what all they’ll do for us. They still think we’ll believe a word they say. So perhaps, in a strange way, they should thank their lucky stars that ‘Teh Nation’, according to the Westminster MSM, is talking about something else today, allegedly.

That’s all I have for today, Aren’t we all lucky to have no other problems!