Today, I invite you to a squirrel watch, the squirrels being provided by our esteemed MSM. Firstly and weirdly, we have a new ‘Tory Sleaze’ scandal (no, sorry, I couldn’t be bothered …), just as we did at the tail end of the Major government, before TB got into No 10. This is what two of the broadsheets went with in their print edition’s front pages, so the BBC chose to select that as headline for their compilation (link). The rest of the papers are a ‘pick ‘n mix’ of unrelated ‘concern’, from a ‘vaccine crisis’ because the over 50s are apparently not so eager to get yet another covid booster jab to the ‘energy crisis’.

Staying with that ‘crisis’, there’s a piece by JRM in the DT where he seems to take on the greenies, or so the headline suggests: “Deluded green narratives around oil and gas must not allow us to surrender our energy security” (paywalled link). Ouch! But don’t celebrate yet. In a typical ‘give with one hand and take away with the other’, the subtitle is: “We will need to continue to import fuels from abroad but will also not rest on our laurels when it comes to homegrown renewable energy” (paywalled link). See, you deluded greenies: your sacred ‘renewables’ won’t be touched. Moreover, hidden somewhere in the middle of this piece, there’s this:

“No one credible honestly believes that we can turn off the oil and gas taps overnight, yet the Labour Party believe we should have an entirely decarbonised grid by 2030. This is not just implausible, it is a recipe for disaster. The facts are clear. The independent Climate Change Committee acknowledges that gas is essential to our transition to net zero by 2050, a target that this government has every intention of meeting.” (paywalled link)

Let’s disregard the fact that this government, together with the EU, have managed with their Sanctions to ‘turn off the oil and gas taps overnight’. Let’s instead note that ‘Net Zero’ won’t be touched by either Labour or Tories, the only difference being in the timeline. I’m sure we’re all happy now … not!

Then we have some Tory MPs wailing. Having tasted blood, ahem: success, making their PM perform an U-Turn, they are now demanding she perform another one:

“Liz Truss faces calls from Tory MPs to perform another U-turn and launch an advice campaign to help people reduce their energy costs this winter. A £15 million public information campaign approved by Jacob Rees-Mogg, the business secretary, was blocked by Downing Street as Truss felt it would be too interventionist. […] But Tory MPs and industry bosses have said there was nothing wrong in offering advice that could save money.” (link, paywalled)

Note that this ‘advice’ saga is framed as being about ‘saving people’s money’, not about ‘saving energy to prevent black-outs’. Blackouts, it seems, are now going to become a fact of life. The DM seems to have been provided with a leak and have reported the ‘expert advice’ which Truss nixed and which the Tories want to resurrect. Apparently, this amounted to such earth-shattering propositions like lowering the temperature of one’s boiler, turning off radiators in empty rooms and turning off the heating when one goes out (link).

The DM helped out a bit more by publishing the advice of an energy firm, illustrating that yes, ‘advice’ is out there, provided by ‘the industry’, without any help from the government. You can check out their advice here. It reminds me of the advice given decades ago by consumer experts, e.g. in “Which”, from using energy-saving lightbulbs – as if any old, filament bulbs were even available nowadays! –  to using draught-excluders around doors.

We’re also told not to use tumble dryers but use the good old washing line in the back garden. instead. How this’ll work in the British winter only the ‘experts’ know. How drying stuff indoors on clothes horses,with the heating turned way down, is going to achieve anything except keeping the house not just cold but also damp … no, don’t ask. Anyone who has tried drying towels and bed linen on a clothes horse in an unheated house will know whereof I speak …

And so to this autumn’s first ‘weather warning’ – in The Express, as usual: next weekend, snow and ice will hit us, ahem: the Highlands (link). The DM also screeches: “SNOW is on the way as Britain faces a week of heavy rain amid flood warnings as weather experts predict cold winter” (link). They also include the interactive weather map by ‘Ventusky’ according to which neither looks likely to happen. But hey: clickbait, innit, and fear porn!

Staying with fear pron and click-bait, the DM has this wonderful headline:

“Have the Russians ALREADY planted mines on Britain’s ocean cables network? Ministers order urgent check of power and internet lines amid fears Vladimir Putin will ramp up ‘sea-bed warfare’ following last month’s Nord Stream sabotage” (link)

Note well how the narrative is being framed: Russia sabotaged their own pipelines “because: Putin!”. No evidence needed. Obviously therefore, Russia must have placed whatevah elsewhere already. Funny how our mighty submarines and frigates haven’t detected anything, especially in the North Sea – even though they allegedly patrol incessantly. Other NATO navies don’t seem to have found out anything either.

This is even more strange because there are regular reports about how this or that RN ship has ‘found’ Russian ships … However, the MoD is now ‘doing something’:

“Ministers have ordered an urgent survey of undersea power and internet cables amid fears Russia may have already targeted them with mines. Defence Secretary Ben Wallace sent warships to the North Sea this week to deter Kremlin attacks after explosions on key gas pipelines in the Baltic. Now ministers have also asked the Navy to carry out a survey of critical pipelines and cables in case Russia has already deployed remote mines.” (link)

Phew. I’m feeling safe already! It’s also nice to know that ‘ministers’ aren’t just ‘ordering’ the RN about but nicely ‘asking’ them. Worrying about ‘Russian sabotage’ means we don’t need to worry about the latest EU sanctions or about that war in the Ukraine, with or without ‘nuclear strikes’.

Meanwhile, according the Daily Star’s print font page, Brits are panic-buying candles – scroll down here, because for some reason, the DS has removed this news item from their online edition. Well, burning candles warms up a room, doesn’t it – and it looks so homely and old-fashioned. 

I leave you with this link to Matts’ cartoon in the DT today, wonderfully illustrating the utter madness gripping Whitehall, politicians and MSM correspondents. I hope you enjoyed this weekend’s squirrel watch. I did …