Palmerston of the FCDO sez: we’re good, we have snowflakes.

 

Sometimes, ‘events’ in world politics illustrate in a horrible way how unfit our institutions are. We had the Raab defenestration at the weekend where the intervention of the FCDO mandarin was deemed to be ‘proof of guilt’. ‘Informed’ readers in the Westminster MSM were still howling that he should have been sacked due to his ‘absence’ at the infamous Afghanistan retreat rather than because he was ‘intimidating’.  And now this: the current  situation in Sudan where a bloody civil war has kicked off about a week ago.

First the obligatory look at the collected print front pages: “Newspaper headlines: ‘Get them out’ Sudan and Len Goodman gets ‘a perfect 10’” (link) – the ‘issue’ being to get the 4,000 ‘Brits’ out. Next, let’s see what the Westminster press had to say.

Yesterday evening there was a report in the DT that France and Germany were evacuating their citizens on military transports and had kindly taken a few Brits as well. Sadly, it now seems to be customary for the Westminster MSM to ‘refresh’ reports and articles rather than publish new ones. Hence I cannot give you the link I saved last evening because this now refers to ‘Teh Latest!’, i.e. that there’s a momentary ceasefire. This seems to’ve been negotiated by Macron. And what did we do? Well, “we” called in the SAS (all emphases are mine:

Rishi Sunak dispatched the SAS to rescue about 24 British diplomats, staff and their families from the Khartoum embassy, and about a dozen more people from Norway, France and the Netherlands. Giles Lever, the British ambassador in Sudan, and his deputy weren’t on the flights. They were already out of the country on holiday but their colleagues were said to be under immediate threat.” (paywalled link).

Well, that is embarrassing. Far more embarrassing is that “we” aren’t getting ‘our’ people out. Next, look at this:

“Ministers had warned earlier they could not promise to rescue up to 4,000 British citizens and residents in the country, including 70 NHS doctors trapped by fighting. The treatment of UK citizens in Sudan had been “appalling”, according to one British businessman who was evacuated by the French. “The French have been absolutely incredible, amazing. I can’t thank them enough for saving my life,” the man told the BBC, asking to remain anonymous. As European nations continued to bring out citizens, the Prime Minister said the UK was working “round the clock” to rescue British nationals. Rishi Sunak said the Government was “urgently exploring all routes for British nationals to leave Sudan”.” (paywalled link)

The ‘appalling treatment’ doesn’t refer to the fighting factions but to the British embassy personnel. After all, ‘Brits’ are entitled to get 24/7 service, no matter what.

I’ll get to the 70 NHS doctors below, but let me first ask: where’s the Foreign Sec? We do have one, don’t we! Was it he who allowed the diplomats to be evacuated so that there’s just one person, allegedly, remaining behind? Or did his wonderful mandarins and serpents decide this without his input? Why is there not a scintilla of criticism regarding the FCDO to be found? Would that be racist, or ‘bullying’ and intimidating?

Meanwhile, the glorious Times, Remain Central and spearhead in the campaign to get rid of Raab, went a step further, using this tear-jerk headline: “Sudan conflict: Terrified NHS doctors stranded while diplomats saved” (link, paywalled) – oh dear! Is it now ‘doctors first’? According to this doctor, yes it is:

Dr Tarig Hassan, 32, an orthopaedic surgeon at Manchester Royal Infirmary, who is stuck in Khartoum, demanded the Foreign Office step in to help doctors. He had travelled to Sudan to celebrate the end of Ramadan with his family. “It’s an absolute disaster what is happening now,” he said. “No one is safe in the whole city, we could be randomly killed at any time […] He said it was “shocking” that diplomats were evacuated while British passport holders and residents were left stranded without supplies. “We’ve worked for the NHS, we sacrifice our time and effort, we deserve to be looked after at this difficult time,” he added.” (link, paywalled)

Yes, holding a British passport while having dual citizenship now entitles one to get preferential treatment, especially as a NHS doctor!  I wonder how many of those striking junior doctors used that opportunity to visit their families elsewhere because of Ramadan, but let that pass. Meanwhile there were ‘statements’ from the FCDO:

Ministers have admitted that only limited assistance can be given to 400 British citizens and 4,000 people with dual citizenship who remain trapped in Sudan, where the main airport has been the scene of some of the most intense fighting. The Foreign Office has faced questions after The Times revealed that the British ambassador to Sudan, Giles Lever, was on holiday when hostilities began.” (link, paywalled)

If you desire to read a lengthy report on all those 4,000 dual-passport ‘Brits’, or about how the SAS got the diplomats out while Rishi plans an evacuation by the Royal Navy, see the main article in this morning’s DM.

I have a few questions which aren’t addressed by the Westminster MSM, for example: is MI6 now so bogged down in the Ukraine that they had no idea this civil war was brewing? Was the hapless ambassador unaware of the seriousness of the situation, thinking his deputy would be able to manage, thus happily taking his holiday? And isn’t it strange that “we” have so many dual-citizenship ‘Brits’, clamouring for rescue, while generous France and Germany seem to have around 400 proper citizens, just as we do? 

Even more important are these questions: what did the FCDO Minister know and when? Was he informed by his serpents? Is Sunak taking the lead on this issue because he knows his minister is, ahem, not sufficiently ‘robust’ or ‘intimidating’ but is a helpless puppet for his mandarins?

I wonder, again, if there’s no criticism of Mr Cleverly because a) that would be racist, and b) because he’s a creature of his mandarins who protect him, unlike the former FCDO minister, a certain Mr Raab. I ask because there are no leaks from  ‘sources’ about what Mr Cleverly did or didn’t do. 

I humbly suggest that the evolving Sudan scandal shows the need for ‘intimidating’ ministers, especially in the FCDO, who aren’t frit of telling mandarins and serpents to do proper work rather than fixate on their ‘hurty feelz’.

That’s all I have for today. I leave it to you to decide if the ‘reign of snowflakes’ in Whitehall is serving our country well. Have a good day.