The basis of this article is a dig at the European Union and nothing else. I have recently purchased a book entitled “Japan’s Radio War on Australia 1941 – 1945”.  Emperor Hiroihito’s “Declaration of War” speech is written in the book.  With the European Union’s present attitude to the trade talks and Michael Barnier’s summation of the talks I thought that Emperor Hiroihito’s speech could be modified to suit the present stance of the EU regarding the UK/EU trade talks.

I could have used Empire instead of Union.  With the EU’s attitude  in general I thought that Empire would better reflect the arrogance of the EU leadership.

Emperor  Hiroihito’s speech is shown and also my conversion to an EU President’s fictitious declaration of Economic War.

No dishonour to Emperor Hiroihito and the Japanese people is intended nor I  am I passing comment on Japan’s part in the Second World War.

Emperor Hiroihito of Japan made the following proclamation on 8th December 1941.

We, by the grace of Heaven, Emperor of Japan, seated on the Throne of a line unbroken for ages eternal, enjoin upon ye, Our loyal and brave subjects:

We hereby declare war on the United States of America and Great Britain.

Men and officers of Our army and navy shall do their utmost in prosecuting the war, Our public servants of various departments shall perform faithfully and diligently their appointed tasks, and all other subjects of Ours shall pursue their respective duties: the entire nation, with a united will, shall mobilize its total so that nothing shall miscarry in the attainment of Our war aims.

To ensure the stability of East Asia and to contribute to world peace is the far-sighted policy which was formulated by Our Great Illustrious Imperial Grandsire and our Great Imperial Sire succeeding Him, and which We lay constantly to heart.

More than four years have passed since China, failing to comprehend the true intentions of Our Empire and recklessly courting trouble, disturbed the peace of East Asia and compelled Our Empire to take up arms.  Although there has been re-established the National government of China, with which Japan, has effected neighbourly intercourse and co-operation, the regime which has survived at Chungking, relying upon American and British protection, still continues its fratricidal opposition.

Eager for the realization of their inordinate ambition to dominate the Orient, both American and Britain, giving support to the Chunking regime , having aggravated the the disturbances in East Asia.  Moreover, these two Powers, inducing other countries to follow suit, increased military preparations on all sides of Our Empire to challenge us.  They have obstructed by every means our peaceful commerce, and finally resorted to direct severance of economic , menacing gravely the existence of Our Empire.

Patiently have We waited and long have We endured, in the hope that Our government might retrieve the situation in peace.  But Our adversaries, showing not thhe least spirit of conciliation, have unduly delayed a settlement; and in the meantime they have intensified the economic and military pressure to compel thereby Our Empire to submission.

This trend of affairs would, if left unchecked, not only nulify Our Empire’s efforts of many years for the sake of the stabilisation of East Asia, but also endanger the very existence of Our nation.  The situation being such as it is, Our Empire for its existence and self-defence has no other recourse but to appeal to arms and to crush every obstacle in its path.

The hallowed spirits of Our Imperial Ancestors guarding Us from above, We rely upon the loyalty and courage of Our subjects in Our confident expectation that the task bequeathed by Our forefathers will be carried forward and that the sources od evil will be speedily eradicated and enduring peace immutably established in Eas Asia, preserving thereby the glory of Our Empire.

 

Dedication.

 

The following is dedicated to the European Union leaders and negotiator.

We, by the grace of Heaven, President of the European Union, seated on the Throne of a line hope to be unbroken for future ages eternal, enjoin upon ye, Our loyal and brave subjects:

We hereby declare economic war on the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland,

Men, women and officers of Our Commission and leaders of the 27 shall do their utmost in prosecuting the economic war, Our public servants of various Empire departments, and of the 27, shall perform faithfully and diligently their appointed tasks, and all other subjects of Ours shall pursue their respective duties: the entire Empire, with a united will, shall mobilize its total energies so that nothing shall miscarry in the attainment of Our economic war aims.

To ensure the stability of the European Union Empire and to contribute to world peace is the far-sighted policy which was formulated by Our Great Illustrious Imperial Visionary Forefathers and our Great Imperial Presidents succeeding Him/Her, and whom We lay constantly to heart.

More than four years have passed since the United Kingdom, failing to comprehend the true intentions of Our Empire and recklessly courting trouble, disturbs the peace of the Empire and compelled Our Empire to take up economic arms.  Although there has been re-established the government of the UK, with which the Empire, has effected neighbourly intercourse and co-operation, the regime which is in London, still continues its fratricidal opposition.

Eager for the realization of their inordinate ambition to dominate the Union, the United Kingdom, has aggravated the the disturbances in Empire.  Moreover, this power, inducing other countries to follow suit, increased economic preparations on all sides of Our Empire to challenge us.  The UK has obstructed by every means our peaceful commerce, and finally resorted to direct severance of economic , menacing gravely the existence of Our Empire.

Patiently have We waited and long have We endured, in the hope that Our commission might retrieve the situation in peace.  But Our adversaries, showing not the least spirit of conciliation, have unduly delayed a settlement; and in the meantime they have intensified the economic pressure to compel thereby Our Empire to submission.

This trend of affairs would, if left unchecked, not only nullify Our Empire’s efforts of many years for the sake of the stabilisation of Europe, but also endanger the very existence of Our Empire.  The situation being such as it is, Our Empire for its existence and self-defence has no other recourse but to appeal to economic warfare and to crush every obstacle in its path.

The hallowed spirits of Our Imperial Visionaries guarding Us from above, We rely upon the loyalty and courage of Our subjects in Our confident expectation that the task bequeathed by Our forefathers will be carried forward and that the sources od evil will be speedily eradicated and enduring peace immutably established in Europe, preserving thereby the glory of Our Empire.

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS STATEMENT

The adaptation is based entirely on the titles, not the home countries or personalities of the holders of office within the European Union hierarchy.