Look – a new squirrel! It even has a name …

 

There’s a new squirrel around for us to gawp at. It’s female and has a name. Clearly, our attention must be diverted from the real issue: illegal migrants. One might think that neither Labour nor some Cons nor the Westminster MSM are interested in getting to grips with the waves of dinghy drivers crossing the Channel. It doesn’t need saying that the relevant HO civil serpents also have no interest whatsoever, given their increasingly ridiculous proposals.

What the above mentioned are really interested in, what they are working really hard at, what they are wasting their time on is the removal of the new Home Secretary. Thus: here’s a new squirrel, to be gawped at and to be hunted.

Surely we plebs who are paying for all this: from Whitehall salaries and pensions to HoC peacocks and ministers, SpAds and ‘researchers’ included, can expect better? Surely we can expect better from those others we’re paying for, i.e. the police and border forces and their trade union representatives, including ‘security’ at all those hotels accommodating yon ‘new arrivals’? And that’s not even taking into account the stipend paid to all those gracious ‘human rights’ lawyers doing their utmost to prevent any deportation, especially of known criminals. 

Why has hunting the new Home Secretary become a rallying cry for Lab, some Cons and the Westminster MSM? She’s not been in office long enough to have made an impact on this issue. If their righteous anger really was about ‘helping poor immigrants’, then surely they’d need to rail against ‘cruel Tories’ and the previous Home Secretary, correct? Anyway, Labour and the Westminster MSM don’t criticise Whitehall mandarins. They’re on the same dinner circuit so that would be awkward.

And so, while Ms Yvette Cooper led the HoC pack yesterday in trying to pour more oil onto the flames of the Anti-Braverman Campaign, there are some intriguing news items which have made it into this morning’s papers. The DT spent a few pixels on a ’parliamentary sketch’ which was aimed at depicting Ms Braverman as frit for sending one of her junior ministers to answer questions in the HoC. The sting was in the tail:

“Labour’s Ben Bradshaw tried to do the impossible – out-panto-ing Chris Bryant in the Commons. Puffing himself up to his full height, he scornfully reminded Jenrick of the PM’s promise to restore “integrity, professionalism and accountability” in Downing Street. “How is the Home Secretary’s failure to come here and answer a very important question… for the second day running consistent with that pledge?” Jenrick, in the spirit of Sunak, came back with an answer that was simultaneously boring and unimpeachable. “Because I’m the Minister of State for Immigration”, he replied and plonked himself down with aplomb. Right-o.” (paywalled link)

Outrageous, that, innit! No other minister of any other department has ever answered questions relating to his brief, ever! It gets better. In their leading article this morning, on Sunak apparently ‘seeking a deal’ with France, The Times informed us:

“There will also be new internal targets for Home Office staff to process 80 per cent of asylum claims within six months after it was revealed that the average case took 480 days. Staff could be awarded bonuses if they met certain targets, with one proposal including a new goal for each case worker to complete four asylum claims a week, more than doubling the present rate.” (link, paywalled)

Astonishing, isn’t it: civil serpents need ‘bonuses’ to do their job properly! And never mind being outraged about the length of time this asylum seekers linger … However, interested readers would like to know: is this proposal a Rishi attempt or did it come from Ms Braverman who mustn’t be named? Meanwhile, The Times also reports that, actually, 

“MI5 has a “strong and trusted working relationship” with Suella Braverman, a security source said last night amid mounting questions over whether the home secretary has the confidence of the intelligence services.” (link, paywalled)

This unprecedented intervention won’t help, I’m afraid, because the Westminster cabal prefers to repeat their Cummings ‘hunt’ which saw him resign. That was such fun, wasn’t it! It gets even better – or worse, actually. We’re being told about ‘Home Office Plans’ which allegedly were proposed ‘a few weeks ago’. The DM has copied the relevant report in The Times so you can peruse it paywall-free. The headline is stunning (my emphasis):

“Emergency plan to house Channel migrants in TENTS in London parks was proposed by Home Office civil servants, report reveals, as Sunak hopes to negotiate new small boats deal with France” (link)

Note that these ‘emergency plans’ came from civil servants, not the Home Sec. Note also the elegant introduction of the PM into this issue. Let’s forget, shall we, that the apparent reason for this proposal was the situation at that ‘refugee processing camp’ at  Marston Airport. The Times reports:

“The idea arose during discussions on how to deal with overcrowding at the temporary asylum processing site at Manston Airport, which is only designed to hold Channel migrants for up to 24 hours. David Neal, the independent chief inspector of borders and immigration who visited the site on Monday, told MPs that some people had been living at the centre for up to 32 days and were forced to sleep on camping mats. The site is overcrowded because of continuing Channel crossings but also because the Home Office has struggled to find enough accommodation elsewhere.” (link, paywalled)

Please don’t ask why yon ‘independent chief inspector’ visited the site only on Monday but not earlier. Please don’t ask why those tent-city plans, apparently proposed before that inspection visit, are the lead for this report rather than the situation at Marston. Please don’t ask why we must accept the continuing ‘Channel Crossings’ as if they were an Act of God. Above all, please don’t ask why Labour would rather spend time on getting rid of Ms Braverman “because: security!” than on the general situation of all those poor dears, having to sleep on camping mats. 

Meanwhile, there’s a rather scathing comment piece in the DM, on the ‘asylum system’ being out of control (link), also putting that particular hot potato into Sunak’s hands. Funny, innit, how suddenly the arguments on the whole ‘asylum issue’ which we usually hear only from Nigel Farage have become acceptable!

Clearly we must forget the decades of facilitated illegal immigration – thank you, TBlair! If you believe our wonderful MSM, this dire situation only arose since Mr Sunak stepped into No 10. Labour and the local Labour councils (hello, Mr Khan!) are innocent. Don’t believe for a moment that the Westminster MSM’s hearts suddenly bleed for those poor things! It’s their new, wonderful stick with which to beat Sunak, Braverman and the Tories. 

But never mind all that jazz! There’s this new squirrel on the block, the squirrel we must all gawp at, disregarding everything else. The novel thing about that squirrel is that it has a name. What fun times ahead!