Enjoying the farce that is the ‘game of No 10 thrones’

 

 

The Germans have an excellent expression: “sich fremdschämen”. It means one is embarrassed or ashamed for something someone else has done. It’s usually applied to shenanigans perpetrated by government ministers and officials who have behaved in a shameful manner but don’t see anything wrong with what they’ve done.

This weekend, I’m deeply ashamed for the disgusting manoeuvrings by all connected, one way or another, to the Court of Carrie Antoinette. It’s as if there’s nothing else of importance for us, for the Nation, than being shown  gleefully by the Westminster hacks how the ‘power players’ in this truly byzantine set-up are operating.

The various writers and editors however haven’t made up their minds quite yet about when and how to get rid of the PM. ‘Tis difficult: a wrong step now might mean they lose access to ‘her upstairs’. Whom to support openly? Difficult as well: being out in the open prematurely, raising one’s head above the parapet, might have serious consequences for one’s access to ‘sources’ and thus later for one’s professional career. 

One journalist who feels secure is The Times’ arch-remainer Matthew Parris. He’s been campaigning against Johnson for a long time. In his opinion piece in The Times today he urges Johnson’s ‘political assassins’ to strike now (link, paywalled), going on to describe Ms Truss, the dahlink of the Tory Party, as a shallow, power-hungry ‘continuity populist’.

He brings Jeremy Hunt into the mix, describing him as “dignified and courteous politician” and wonders why he’s been so quiet. Next, Parris pays a back-handed compliment to Sunak for being cautious which may not always be wise, speculating that Sunak is trying hard to avoid looking greedy for the top job.

Meanwhile the Westminster weekend MSM are full of claims by irate ‘ministers’ and Tory MPs demanding Johnson to sack Sunak because ’he publicly rebuked Johnson for his Starmer Remark’ (link). Those critics are  totally out of touch with reality, even the political reality that is Westminster. All Sunak said was that he wouldn’t have made that remark. And that is a ‘rebuke’?

Obviously some of the desperate Johnson supporters expect that anyone in the cabinet must endorse everything Johnson said, even yon Starmer Remark which has become the pretext for his long-term political adviser Ms Munira Mirza to quit her job. 

How truly byzantine the whole thing has become is documented by the febrile rush of the Westminster hacks to read No 10 tea leaves in order to point fingers at Sunak as the grand string-puller in this theatre. The DM writes:

[Ms Mirza] also has intriguingly close personal links to Rishi Sunak, including through her Tory aide husband Dougie Smith. And the political journalist who broke news of her resignation, James Forsyth, had Mr Sunak as best man at his wedding. Forsyth and his wife, former No10 spokeswoman Allegra Stratton, are also godparents to the Sunaks’ children. The manoeuvring and intricate connections have sparked speculation that a full-scale coup is under way.” (link)

Good grief! Isn’t it sexist and misogynist, to imply that females are doing what their hubbies tell them to? I think it’s far more indicative of the attitude of the Westminster hack pack who believe they have the power to drive cabinet policies while they themselves have no responsibility, are above scrutiny, and are of course not elected. So no surprise when Andrew Pierce in the DM writes that all those connections in the incestuous cabinet ‘lead to Sunak’ (link)!

However, there’s another player with ‘connections’ who also graced today’s front pages with another beautiful announcement – Mr Jabbit. He told the nation that he’s planning to establish drop-in cancer screening centres in High Streets and football stadiums by 2028 (link, paywalled).

However, here’s a peculiar thing: according to the Times, “Javid […] followed Sunak by saying that the Labour leader “deserves the respect for taking on such a big public job and doing well”.” (link, paywalled) – aahh! So soft-soaping Starmer by this cabinet minister is acceptable, is it, and not ‘a sacking offence’? 

It certainly isn’t at Carrie Antoinette’s court because she has ‘connections’ to Jabbit. Lord Ashcroft mentions this in his biography of her which is coming out next month. The DM has splashed some quotes across their front page (link), accompanied by an article by Lord Ashcroft himself (link). Neither of those articles are paywalled so you can peruse them at your leisure – it’s the weekend, after all.

Carrie’s ‘connections’ would explain nicely why she, the string-puller par excellence is trying to get her ‘friends’ in the Westminster meejah to smear Sunak while glossing over Jabbit’s failures as head of the dysfunctional DHSC.

Jabbit may also have some secret support by Whitehall mandarins. After all, he was Home Secretary from 2018 to 2019 and Chancellor of the Exchequer from 2019 to 2020, during Johnson’s reign replacing Ms May. He’s not forgiven Johnson to oust him and replace him with Sunak and clearly, neither has Ms J forgiven Sunak for accepting that job. 

The truly sickening aspect to all those manoeuvrings ‘in the shadows’ is the blatant disregard all those wannabe ‘kingmakers’ are paying to the dire situation this country is in. Johnson’s thrashings about , with ‘pep talks’ and ‘pleas’ to MPs to please support him and leave him in No 10 (e.g. link, paywalled) are signs of his desperation.

They no longer will work, not when we read that “several ministers were said to be considering whether to go“ (link, paywalled). Of course we’re not told who they may be. Funny, innit, that yon snake in the grass, the one who’s just presented that ‘Levelling Up’ White Paper, isn’t mentioned at all: not as behind-the scenes puppet handler, not as possible Johnson replacement. I find that rather suspicious.

And isn’t it amazing how Johnson’s ‘initiatives’, such as his warnings to Putin, are simply vanishing from the MSM’s pages. This just goes to show that the whole Westminster swamp, from the lowliest new MP to the PM, from the chief editors of our papers to the hacks collecting Whitehall gossip, have abandoned the fate of our country while indulging in a modern day ‘Game of Thrones’.

SAGE, covid, the damage done to our country, the waste of our money, the rise in energy prices, inflation and even the war mongering: they are unimportant compared to gossiping about the coming ‘assassination’ of the PM.

The Westminster hacks don’t realise that we couldn’t care less, that we know it has become irrelevant who sits in No 10. We know that the true ‘players’ are the Whitehall mandarins with their shady connections both to the MSM and to some more global ‘players’. If it weren’t so serious, affecting our lives in unpredictable ways, it were a thrilling theatre performance with which to wile away the tedium of a winter weekend.

Actually however it’s a perfect occasion for ‘sich fremdschämen’ for this despicable spectacle.