The Scottish Parliament: will they ask why they’ve run out of other people’s money?

 

Hi there, guys ‘n gals! Now go and register me with the speech ‘n gender police. Must do as our sacred NHs does, mustn’t we! They have just ‘given guidance’:

“Doctors at Great Ormond Street Hospital for Children advised not to use the terms ‘boys and girls’ – Staff told to avoid words such as ‘guys, gents and dudes’ when talking to groups and stop using ‘gendered language’ in new guidance document” (paywalled link)

That headline was all I needed to kickstart my day. How cash-strapped must our Sacred Cow be to have to pay for such guidance!  The guidance-producers clearly haven’t been on strike, else such medically important guidance couldn’t have been produced.

The compilation of print edition front pages had ‘staff’ come up with this headline: “Newspaper headlines: ‘Terror suspect escapes’ and ‘hottest season’.”(link). I have to congratulate good old staff for getting ‘hottest season’ in, when there’s only the Star and the FT who have that on their front pages. 

It’s a very transparent ploy, relying on the faulty memory of people who have been sweltering for days now and will have forgotten the wet and cold weeks in the previous months.It’s useful because the costs for Net Zero, ULEZ and the rest must be justified.

Speaking of costs … after the one-day uproar about ‘bankrupt Birmingham’, there’s a lovely article on Scotland’s plight. The DT reports:

“Humza Yousaf has raised the prospect of imposing a wealth tax to help fill a £1 billion black hole in his spending plans for 2024. The First Minister said “we shouldn’t rule wealth taxes off the table” in the upcoming Scottish Budget thanks to the “extraordinary pressures” his government’s finances are under.” (paywalled link)

Clearly, the bad English Tory government didn’t hand out enough English taxpayers’ money to Scotland. Mr Yousaf is not only thinking out loud about raising taxes on “Teh Rich” – he is, after all, ‘unashamedly anti-poverty’ according to his own words. He has also

“[…] raised fears he was planning more income tax hikes for Scotland’s middle classes, ordering Shona Robison, the Finance Secretary, to “further progress delivery of the most progressive tax system in the UK”. Ms Robison admitted in May 2023 that the Scottish Government’s day-to-day spending “could outstrip our funding” by £1 billion in 2024/25 rising to £1.9 billion in 2027/28.” (paywalled link)

Blimey – what are the Scots doing with all that money? The D helpfully provides some numbers:

“Anyone in Scotland earning more than £27,850 pays more income tax than if they lived south of the Border. Those earning a £50,000 salary pay almost £1,500 per year extra. Mr Yousaf has previously promised to consider introducing a new 44 per cent rate charged on income between £75,000 and £125,140 with the aim of generating an extra £200 million per year.” (paywalled link)

Blimey again – these extra charges are eye-watering! Note well however the general attitude of the ‘ruling elite’, especially when socialists: a hole in a budget must be filled by raising taxes. Never ever must there be any attempt at dropping costly schemes – schemes which the people haven’t asked for and which are generally put up to make the politicians from First Ministers to Mayors ‘look good’.

Moreover, these governing ‘elites’ never produce a proper audit to show where the money has gone, on whose fingers extra sums were stuck. As long as the taxpayer is still there, to be squeezed, all is well. Mrs T, bless her, was correct when she said: “The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people’s money.”. ‘ Indeed so, and I think we can be certain that the Uniparty will keep on trotting down this path. I’d call it ‘levelling down’, something socialists are very good at.

I leave you with ‘news’ which are involuntarily hilarious because surely by now we all know this was going on:

“How doorbells, smart speakers, TVs and washing machines are spying on you: Research reveals how household appliances are capturing and sharing private data with firms such as Google, Amazon, Facebook and TikTok” (link)

It’s hilarious because this research doesn’t mention with one word the government-approved  spying ‘device’: smart meters. These are of course not spying on us – whatever gave you that idea! Since the Police doesn’t use data from private CCTV cameras which are spying on us, perhaps we ought to ask Alexa, Siri and the rest to please protect us inside our homes:  should we be robbed, especially after having been taxed to the hilt, we cannot buy their products any longer … not a good business model.

That’s all I have for today, guys ‘n girls. I shall now go and swelter, pondering the fact that the Met Office hasn’t produced one single ‘yellow warning’ about the dangers to our health caused by the heat. Funny, innit … Have a good day.