Trust in Truss: “we” will weather the storm …

 

Truss has arrived in No 10 and told the Nation in her first message that ‘we can weather the storm’. Do I hear hollow laughter? It’s the one headline greeting all who buy their favourite paper this morning on the way to work (link). Wait – is anyone actually going to work and buying a ‘paper’ paper these days?

Anyway, the political correspondents and editors had a field day. I simply must quote tone of the summaries penned by some BBC reporter.:

“The Daily Mail describes how – after a torrential downpour – the skies cleared “in a moment loaded with cheering symbolism”, as the new prime minister set out her pitch to the nation from Downing Street. The paper’s columnist Jan Moir says Ms Truss “strode down the wet street with a tangible air of purpose, delivered a short, no-frills speech – and even managed to throw in a reference to the soggy climate at the climax”. (link)

Awww! How … significant! Even the weather loves Liz! Mind you, all these headlines refer to her very first appearance at that lectern in front of No 10, to phrases for us peasants. Her deeds speak a different language. Yesterday evening this report in the Express made the rounds:

“Truss breaks from tradition in first phone call as PM with Biden dropping down order list –  LIZ TRUSS made Ukraine’s Volodymyr Zelensky her first call to an international leader as Prime Minister in a break from tradition.” (link)

Isn’t that nice of her! Also breaking with tradition, Mr ‘e had nothing better to do than crow about this on twitter. I’ll not waste space on his gleeful crowing – here’s the link if you must. To emphasise that she will continue on Johnson’s footeps, at least as far as ‘our undying support’ for Kiev is concerned, we learn that::

“Liz Truss has accepted Volodymyr Zelensky’s invitation to visit Kyiv after he became the first foreign leader to be called by Britain’s new prime minister, followed closely by US President Joe Biden.” (link)

That’s setting priorities, that is! Furthermore, one of the remaining ministers from Johnson’s regime, Ben Wallace, survived the bloodletting and is still Defence Minister. We know what that means: more £bn sent to that war – money which is needed here at home. One group on which money won’t be spent on now are the veterans:

“Johnny Mercer, who was sacked as veterans’ affairs minister, left with a parting swipe at the Government. He said in a statement that ex-servicemen have been “so badly let down” by Whitehall, adding that it was nothing more than a “hollow promise” to claim that the UK would be the “best country in the world” to be a veteran by 2028.” (paywalled link)

He surely must see that this budget item is needed for Kiev! Regarding Truss’ cabinet: it is ‘the most diverse’ one in history, crows the DT, but it’s certainly not one of ‘all the (Tory MP) talents. All supporters of Sunak have been ‘cleared out’, ‘banished to the back benches’ (link, paywalled).

That’s not all. The Times reports that ‘the bloodletting’ began even before she’d met the Queen and become officially the PM. Staff at No 10 were also for the axe. An hour after having given the official good-bye to the outgoing BJ (my emphasis):

“[…] many of those who lined the corridor received a blunt email telling them they were not wanted by Liz Truss’s new regime and to clear their desks and leave No 10. Political advisers were told to be out by 9.30am while 50 civil servants, many of whom had expected to remain, were told to leave by 11am and report to the Cabinet Office.” (link, paywalled)

Well, that’s regime change, innit. No continuity, no trust that civil serpents will do as they’re told. I’m sure the mood in Whitehall, amongst mandarins, will reflect this unladylike ousting in their attitude to Truss. Expect some juicy gossip from ‘senior sources’ after this experience:

“Helpfully they were issued with what one insider described as “Lehman-style boxes” to pack up their belongings. “It was brutal,” said one of those told to clear their desks. “There was utter shock when people opened the email. The political advisers were sort of expecting it, but not the officials. They’ve never known what it’s like to be a victim of regime change.” (link, paywalled)

Aww, diddums! Still, while Truss is finalising her cabinet – you can find the names on the sidebar here when you scroll down a bit – here’s another straw-in-the-wind, showing that Truss really, truly, had her priorities right, namely to produce a piece of political theatre:

“While the transition was merciless, it was meticulously planned. Truss has spent the past three weeks at Chevening orchestrating her first days in government — her cabinet, her No 10 team, her response to the energy crisis and NHS plan for winter. Many of the difficult conversations with supporters who missed out on top jobs took place before the reshuffle.”  (link, paywalled)

There it is: instead of working out how best to tackle the problems the Nation is facing, she spent weeks on planning for a show without substance, planning for speeches with no content except PR, and planning for bloody revenge on her adversary and his supporters. This will end in tears:

“The clear out of Mr Sunak’s acolytes came despite calls from Tory MPs who urged Ms Truss to reunite the party by appointing some of her leadership rival’s backers to Cabinet posts – rather than just filling the top roles with her own supporters. By removing senior figures who failed to back her, she risks setting herself up for a future headache with some powerful potential critics on the back benches.” (paywalled link)

Well, it’s not as if that lot of Johnson ministers, now unceremoniously ousted, produced brilliant government policies! Still, it was not a clever move to surround herself exclusively with “yes-people”, a.k.a. allies (my emphasis):

“Her allies are aware of the pitfalls. “I doubt she’ll last two years,” one of her incoming cabinet ministers said.” (link, paywalled)

That’s why the bookies think she’ll become the shortest-serving PM since T.May:

“UK bookmaker William Hill says the odds are that Liz Truss will have a shorter premiership than Theresa May, who served 1,106 days. […] “We don’t expect her to last very long in office and in fact make her just 4/6 to be in charge for less time than Theresa May, while we’re not totally ruling out her serving the shortest reign in history at 50/1,” said Tony Kenny, a spokesperson for William Hill.” (link)

Given the huge problems we face, from exorbitant energy prices to a crumbing NHS, from inflation to insolvencies of small and medium businesses, it’s nice (not!) to know we now have a PM who knows all about producing jolly good PR shows, circus performances for us plebs.

Moreover, given the cabinet ministers she’s appointed it’s now even more obvious to me that the Whitehall mandarins are the big winners. Those ministers are clearly their puppets, just as the new PM has been during her career.

My personal verdict: it’s the beginning of a regime of which we can truly say it’ll be all fur coat and no knickers. We better batten down our private hatches because Truss and Whitehall are clearly hellbent on ‘weathering the storm’ while staying on the disastrous course which drove us right into it.