The top news item in the MSM this morning is the death of Mikhail Gorbachev, 91. It seems that some of the dead-tree-press were caught out cold, or perhaps it left them cold. For the record, here’s the compilation. I leave the obituaries and comments to the usual suspects because there are a number of reports relegated to the bowels of the online papers which deserve out attention. They all come under ‘not our fault, guv’ and ‘jam tomorrow!’

Fasten your seatbelts – this will be a ‘wild ride’, starting with the cheery bits. The DT proudly reports that:

“Nuclear power stations could be fast-tracked under a planning shake-up to try to alleviate the country’s energy crisis. Greg Clark, the Levelling Up Secretary, unveiled new rules to speed up approval for major infrastructure projects as part of an effort to enhance energy security. The plans could also slash the amount of time it takes to get offshore wind projects approved.” (paywalled link)

The sting is in the tail: making it easier to build even more bird shredders offshore. I suggest that these new ‘rules’ were only permitted to see the light of day because ‘renewables’ could be built even more easily. Regarding nuclear power stations: that comes under ‘jam tomorrow’, given the time needed to build them. I shudder to think who will run them, given the state of education in this country. 

The other cheery news is a report in RemainCentral, about energy prices dropping ‘after hints of EU action’. Do you regret Brexit now, peasants? See this:

“Gas and power prices have dropped sharply from last week’s all-time highs after Germany said its storage sites were filling up faster than expected and European leaders drew up measures to limit prices. Wholesale gas prices for the month ahead in Britain fell by about 30 per cent to 445p per therm yesterday — still about nine times higher than the pre-crisis average, but well below Friday’s record high price of 640p per therm. Wholesale power prices, which are largely driven by the price of gas, also fell. Prices for the month ahead in Britain were down by about 25 per cent from Friday’s highs.” (link, paywalled)

Are there still people who believe that energy firms will now drop their prices, right now? Perhaps they don’t drive cars and thus haven’t learned that prices at the pumps never ever go down immediately, if at all. But it’s a lovely feeling to see the mighty EU influencing gas prices!

Sadly this is probably just a blip because we read in German papers this morning that there’s now no gas coming through Nordstream1 either: Gazprom has stopped it all due to maintenance problems, as announced (paywalled link, in German). No celebrations, please: those gas prices may rise by the end of business today.

Next, a piece of sad news. The Guardian – who else! – reports:

“Food banks across Britain have warned of a “completely unsustainable” surge in demand that will prevent them feeding the hungriest families this winter.” […] Almost three-quarters said food donation levels had dropped since April, despite the spiralling demand.” (link)

I’m sure grauniad readers will come to the fore, helping, after demanding government do something about food prices which, according to a report in The Times, have risen by 9.7% (link, paywalled). Perhaps those who’ve donated to food banks can no longer afford to do so? 

Why haven’t our politicians and MSM writers told us already that we must eat less to ‘show Putin’? After all, we’ve been told so many times already that it is our ‘patriotic’ duty to freeze this winter to show Putin that “we” are standing against him. 

I find it remarkable how the Westminster cabal is scrabbling to blame all their political decisions, their destruction of the economy, of the infrastructure, on Putin. Here’s another one:

“The cost of repairing Britain’s roads has soared since Russia invaded Ukraine, new analysis has found. Councils’ bills for fixing potholes and relaying roads have risen by up to a fifth because of problems sourcing bitumen, said the Local Government Association (LGA), which represents more than 350 councils in England and Wales. Before the war, about 60 per cent of bitumen — which is also known as asphalt — used to repair UK roads was sourced from Russia.” (link, paywalled)

Terrible, innit! Clearly, motorists must also do their bit and accept potholes everywhere without grumbling, ‘because Putin’. However, The Times helpfully points out that the reason for this pothole disaster might be found elsewhere:

“Local authorities were already facing a significant road repair backlog, with the latest estimates stating it would take them a decade and £12 billion to bring all surfaces up to scratch.” (link, paywalled)

Ah – that must be ‘because; lockdowns!’ Let’s not mention that Local Authorities, despite huge rises in Council Taxes, have always disregarded the state of streets and roads because they had to pay for so many other things, like looking after the pension pots of their CEOs. 

Then there’s the Police. Ms Patel has, according to the DT, demanded the police to ‘go back to basics’ (paywalled link). The actual reason for her final foot-stamping is a paper by the Think Tank ‘Policy Exchange’. The Times also reports on this paper, first labelling that Think Tank as ‘right-leaning’, then quoting some numbers:

“Common offences such as burglary, robbery and thefts have effectively become decriminalised because policing has “lost its way,” a damning report has warned. […] The rate of residential burglaries that were solved by police dropped to 3.5 per cent last year, while the rate of solved robberies fell to 6.3 per cent and thefts to 4 per cent, according to the [Policy Exchange] report.” (link, paywalled)

Well, that looks like: ‘because: Lockdown’. Mind you, it’s possible that the police, working so hard to stop ‘hate rime’ on ‘social’ media, now also has to chase all those online ‘Putin lovers’.  The DT highlights another finding from that Think Tank report, writing that they called:

“[…] for police to be barred from taking the knee or wearing campaign badges on their uniform, because of the risk of appearing to have partisan political views. It warned that this could be “hugely damaging” to public confidence and cited polling showing that four in 10 voters thought the police were more concerned with being “woke” than solving crime.” (paywalled link)

Oh really? Who knew! At least our concerns are now officially recognised. Not that this will suddenly level up those burglary detection rates …

There’s one last time to be filed under ‘jam tomorrow’: that fabulous App allowing patients to ‘avoid long wait times’. The Times reports on a ‘new NHS app’, allowing patients to ‘shop around’ for hospitals with short waiting lists. However:

“Health bosses agreed yesterday to give patients more choice over where they are treated by next April in an effort to use digital league tables to direct people towards hospitals with the shortest waits.” (link, paywalled)

Next April? After the ‘NHS in Crisis’ winter which has already started and which means that waiting times will become even longer? They’re having a giggle, those ‘health bosses’! But it’s good that the NHS is developing another app!

I leave you with the latest news in the sad saga of the RN’s crippled aircraft carrier. The DM’s headline is all we need:

“Britain’s new £3BN warship ‘ground to a halt off the Isle of Wight because the propeller shaft wasn’t GREASED properly” (link)

Was this just another piece of general sloppiness? Of sailors not needing to follow orders because that would be oppressive if not racist? Was this another piece of inadequate training to make life easier for all those ‘diverse’ sailors? Nah – impossible! It must have been Putin’s fault for making grease prohibitively expensive!

The authorities everywhere don’t blame Lockdown any longer to hide their inadequacies. Now they blame Putin because that’s so much easier. Moreover, who would want to be called a Putin Lover when they dare to point out that all the current miseries are caused by dereliction of duty, by putting ‘woke’ at the top of the agenda, from the police to the NHS to the Armed Forces! Have a good day …